Firstly, thanks to everybody who wished me a Happy Birthday! I had a fantastic day, and couldn't have been happier.

Started the celebration Saturday night with Tasha and Inga - we had a night out in Maddox with plenty of champagne and spent the night giggling and saying Bruno-style "ve are like za sex and a city girls!". Our friend G was out too and had brought along the most horrendous girl - intolerable is an understatement. When standing up to put her coat on, instead of just putting it on herself like any normal human being she actually held out her arms and waited for him to put it on FOR her. Who is she, royalty? She told us all she was Italian, but being quite good at deciphering accents I guessed she was more likely Albanian or Russian, so as she was talking (about herself of course) very loudly I interrupted and said "So, when was it you said you go back to Albania?". G said "no, she's Russian actually" and I said "Ah Inga you were right, I owe you a tenner!". Miss Queen Of Italy looked rather pissed off and went off to try her luck dirty dancing alone in front of a group of sleazy looking men. Fabulous night after she had gone - we practically pushed her out the car on the way back to G's place for an afterparty with a couple of "byeee, SO nice to meet you"'s thrown in for sarcastic measure :)

So yesterday was my actual Birthday. I started the day at the Mandarin Oriental spa - pure heaven. Followed this by champagne and shopping! My friend is so sweet and always gets me the most lovely presents. I got a silver-blue Herve Leger dress, a Louis Vuitton handbag (deep turquoise, patent, fabulous) and the Ultimate Princess Shoes EVER - Christian Louboutin, swarovski crystal encrusted and a kind of irridescent colour which looks so amazing with the dress! I look like a Sexy Cinderella. After all my shopping I was so tired so spent last night with Mel and Inga and birthday cake, and also had dinner with Jonny :D

Today I am going to Pilates to work off all the birthday cake and taking Pumpkin out for a long walk. The other day I was on my way to Bodypump class with my friend Tim and I saw Pumpkin's identical twin - another gay Pomeranian called Dolly. I swapped numbers with the lady who owns him and we have arranged to introduce them! I am so excited and hope they become boyfriends and then we could have a wedding!!!!!!!!